Kardashians Season 6, Episode 2: Closure or Clout? Why We’re Still Talking About Old Relationships in 2025…

Whew. The Kardashians are back (again), and Hulu’s Season 6, Episode 2 serves us a microwaved plate of leftover drama—and yes, it’s still lukewarm. This time, it’s all about relationships. Past ones. Old ones. Ancient ones that we thought were dead, buried, and locked in the archives of TMZ’s 2015 headlines. But nope, they back. For two whole episodes.

The episode? Pure déjà vu with a dash of perfume from an ex.

So let’s talk about it:

Kim is revisiting a relationship that had its moment in the sun back when flip phones were still a thing. They sat down for this “closure” moment that felt like a Bravo reunion special, minus Andy Cohen and the drinks. But, like…do we really need closure from every man who wore a chain and whispered sweet nothings over FaceTime in 2012?

Then we got Kendall, looking bored as ever, giving us yoga and vague quotes about self-love, while someone in the background whispers, “Was that the NBA player from season 4?”

And don’t even get me started on Khloe.

Sis gave us a whole heartfelt-yet-icy confessional about how she's done with the past. But then poof, like clockwork, up pops a clip of that one ex we’ve all blocked, deleted, and saged our houses over.

I’m watching like:

“Wait, why are we watching a man who gave us a season’s worth of heartbreak back in 2021?”

Honestly, at this point, the Kardashians are running an emotional recycling center. They take old love stories, slap on some lip gloss, add a Hulu filter, and call it new content.

Do we need to see the closure? No.

Could we have gotten a 30-second clip and moved on? Absolutely.

But nooo—these girls sat down, lit candles, talked about healing, and stared into the abyss of their iPhones like they were auditioning for The Notebook: L.A. Edition.

Let’s be real: We’re not watching The Kardashians for spiritual enlightenment. We came for the mess, the shade, the glam, and maybe a few juicy secrets about who’s dating who in the background. But instead, we got heartbreak therapy with lighting.

Messiest Moment of the Episode:

When someone mentioned “we’re just friends now,” and the whole room went silent. Translation: “I got receipts, but I’m being cute right now.”

Final Thought:

If this season is going to be the “Exes & Emotions Tour,” Hulu better be cutting these ladies a therapy check. Because while some of us are still trying to forget our toxic situationships, the Kardashians are putting theirs in 4K HD.

Do you think these closure scenes are necessary? Or should they just give us clips, shady commentary, and move it along? Drop a comment, because I know I’m not the only one who’s side-eyeing this love-and-healing storyline like it owes me gas money.

Dramatic. Entertaining. Shady. And yes—still messy. Just how we like it.

Stay tuned for episode 3. Let’s see which ghost of boyfriends past haunts us next week.

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